"It will also likely mean a lot of scrutiny on your unit. Are you sure you don't want my help with this? I can also deal with the media. Maybe I can distract them with my penis. Celebrities only have wardrobe malfunctions when there's something they want to draw the media's attention away from. Nobody talks about Paris Hilton the war profiteer."

Bane leans back against the counter and smiles. "You know, this whole Themysciran sex-cult thing. I was at a Gotham New Year's Eve party, and saw Gilda slap him on the ass. At the time I just assumed it was a playful gesture of affection, but maybe it was some kind of secret Amazon handshake."